Worth A Smile
The following was sent to me in an email:

The Japanese eat little fat and suffer
fewer heart attacks than the British
or Americans.

The French eat a lot of fat and also
suffer fewer heart attacks than the
British or Americans.

The Italians drink a lot of red wine
and also suffer fewer heart attacks
than the British or Americans.

Conclusion:  Eat and drink what you
like. Speaking English is apparently
what kills you.